Green Acres is the place to be. Farm livin’ is the life for me. Land spreadin’ out so far and wide. Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
The opening lines to the old “Green Acres” show, starring Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor, come to mind as I begin this Madison, WI, Shamrock Tour®. But unlike Green Acres, where the wife is stuck in Hooterville on a derelict farm and dreaming of New York City, a little patience will reward city slickers and hayseeds alike on this trip, which departs from Wisconsin’s vibrant capital city each day to explore a slice of upper Midwest farmland.
Where Are the Moose?
Misconceptions are quickly erased as the tour begins following a proper send-off breakfast. Sharon and I have never been to Wisconsin before, and the expected northwoods scenery is nowhere in sight. In fact, the rolling green hills look suspiciously like those surrounding our southern Ohio home. Our 2014 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom pulls with authority in the crisp early September air, and the cool 70-degree temperature will be sorely missed later in the day if the mercury reaches the expected 90-degree mark.
Though rough, the roads are well suited for the V-Strom’s relatively long-legged suspension. Nearly constant surface irregularities are smoothed out and the alternating sweepers, coupled with the patchwork pavement, turn the job of picking a line into a wonderfully engrossing task. Our first stop comes in Reedsburg when the Deli Bean coffee shop addresses our “vitamin C” deficiency. Route 33 offers up a steady stream of interesting tarmac tracing the undulations of the land, culminating in some genuine hairpin switchbacks before descending into the town of Ontario.
Runnin’ on Empty
Fuel and food options have been frequent thus far, so we press on without much concern about the availability of either until the fuel gauge drops to its last indicated bar on the dashboard display, and our stomachs mimic with an audible growl. We’re finally able to address both in Viroqua, well past the halfway point of our loop. Those with smaller fuel tanks be advised; keep your tank topped off when you can in the morning!