Eastern Ohio

Text: Chris Myers • Photography: Chris Myers

Why did the black snake cross the road? I don't know either. Maybe he's fleeing to higher ground from the floodwaters that have recently plagued the Eastern Ohio countryside. Maybe the critters on his menu are just a bit more succulent on the other side. Either way, he doesn't have far to go to reach safety. Traffic is light and the day is beautiful. Mr. Blacksnake need not be concerned with the speedy wheels of a certain Aprilia Falco. The Falco is hunting all right, but with bigger snakes in mind. Its prey has been found and we're bearing down on the twisting, undulating, serpentine beast known as the Eastern Ohio back road.

Like the black snake, Ohio's country lanes are peaceful and somewhat benign. On the other hand, if approached too aggressively, they'll usually reward you with a painful bite. This is not an indictment against said roads, quite the opposite in fact. As riders, we look for challenging roads. We like to flick our machines back and forth, leaning into turns, braking in, accelerating out, up and down hills, and all the while catching glimpses of the landscape unfolding beneath us as we fly by. Most riders have a certain appreciation for living on the edge and these Ohio side roads certainly have plenty of edge to offer them.

Getting There is Half the Fun, They Say

Riding in Ohio will be a new experience. With the one exception of a jaunt taken along the Ohio River several years ago, I am in uncharted territory. The ride across West Virginia was fantastic, as usual, and I'm primed to make Canton in time to find a room and search for a nice hot meal. Interstate 77 is boring but reasonably scenic, and the earlier cloudiness has given way to a bright, sunny afternoon.

How quickly Mother Nature throws her meteorologic wrench in my gearbox. In what seems a matter of minutes, the sky turns an ominous shade of inky gray…"the weather started getting rough, the tiny bike was tossed, if not for the courage of the fearless dude, the Falco would be lost, the Falco would be lost…" [Sorry, one too many episodes of "Gilligan's Island" as a kid.] Honestly though, by the time I find an exit I'm beginning to feel a bit like Gilligan and the Skipper in the gale that always opens that "classic" sitcom.

I seek refuge in a small diner and start in on the decaf, wondering if it always rains sideways in Ohio. Not the auspicious welcome I was hoping for. Come on Ohio, work with me here, I'm the new guy. I later find out there were reports of at least one tornado touching down several miles away. A waterlogged couple riding what appears in the rain to be a very pretty Springer Softail come in saying they had to ride down off the road because the lightning was just too close for comfort. Eventually, the rain begins to just look like rain, as opposed to some kind of satanic car wash, and that's my cue to leave. But a short ride through the still heavy precipitation is more than enough for this kid. As far as I'm concerned, the yellow sign of the Super 8 motel reads Waldorf-Astoria. And to think, this tour hasn't even started.

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